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"Shirts for the chronically at the bar."
Funny af t-shirts built for your Friday night. Wear your personality. Or at least wear something that explains why you're at the bar again.
The Collection
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Our Story
Dudebro Tees started on a Friday night — like all great ideas — when someone showed up wearing the wrong shirt to a bar and had to explain themselves for three hours.
We make funny, bold, high-quality tees that do the talking for you. Whether you're the one holding the last beer or the one who lost count after two, there's a shirt for that.
Real Humans, Real Reviews
Wore my "I'm Only Here for the Beer" tee to my cousin's wedding. Got asked to leave. 10/10 would wear again.
My girlfriend hates it. My buddies think it's the greatest shirt ever made. I'm wearing it everywhere.
Quality is insane for the price. Super soft, printed clean, and people keep asking where I got it. Easy 5 stars.
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Fit Guide
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 34–36 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 38–40 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 42–44 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 46–48 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 50–52 |
Measurements may vary slightly. When in between sizes, we recommend sizing up. Width is measured armpit to armpit. Length is measured from shoulder to hem.
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